We are the Bloated Orange.
The Bloated Orange is the international co-operative endeavor of a writer, artist, and web developer.
Part education, part news aggregation, part satire and part personal fucking opinion, we use elitist mechanisms such as words and images and truth – oh my! – to peacefully protest against the bloated orange, the rise of fascism, and the silent acquiescence of the Republican Party.
Unlike certain “billionaires” who say it’s absolutely impossible to source or manufacture or create any clothing or merchandise in the United States and then proceed to bulk-import cheap goods from overseas for sale in America at massively-inflated prices for record-setting profits while simultaneously crying about “prohibitive” tax rates and regulations and defrauding the public via knowingly-false donation pledges and straight-up tax evasion and money laundering, the Bloated Orange actually donates all profits to charity to:
- Avoid profiting from the U.S. Presidency,
- Support the domestic/international resistance effort, and
- Prove a point. (The point being that it’s not fucking hard.)
We donate all profits to charity.
Choose your charity.
When you purchase one of our beautiful, so so beautiful, no one believes how beautiful they are t-shirts or tank-tops, you’ll have the choice of donating all the profits to one of the following organizations:
- American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) Foundation, a national organization that works daily in courts, legislatures and communities to defend the individual rights and liberties guaranteed by the Constitution and laws of the United States.
- National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), a civil rights organization working to ensure the political, educational, social, and economic equality of rights of all persons and to eliminate race-based discrimination.
- Planned Parenthood Federation of America (PPFA), a non-profit organization and trusted health care provider, informed educator, and passionate advocate delivering vital reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of people worldwide.